Gay Pride, Proud, USA, Gay, Rainbow, Resist
Forecast calls for... Gay! Lots and lots of glorious gayness. Expect the gay front to start in the northwest, and make its way south, east, northeast, north-southeast, west-southwest -- basically all over the damn country. As you can see in our flythrough doppler gaydar, even Texas and Alabama are going to experience substantial gay. So put your gay boots on if you have 'em, guys! Indiana will also be seeing some extended gayness through the weekend, just in time for Vice President Mike Pence's visit to his home state. Sweltering gayness will continue in San Francisco, as well as South Florida.